Anyone who has read Stephen Clarke’s “Merde” series will remember the lengthy description of the author’s battle with Parisian canines in the first of the series, A Year In The Merde. No matter how carefully he trod, their nocturnal faecal distribution network would outsmart his shoes. 4 hours in and I have myfirst merde moment, hooray. Turns out that shoes with nobbly grips on the bottom aren’t the easiest to clean 🙁
Vin rouge is nice though…